Category: Joke Board
First god created earth, then he rested...
Then he created man, then he rested...
Then he created women and no one has rested since!
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A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some
extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He
offered
that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns. After the
offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and
noticed
that someone had graciously offered a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he
immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to
personally
thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly,
saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor
asked
her to come to the front, so she slowly she made her way towards him. The
pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and in thanks he
asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over
the congregation. She pointed to the three most handsome men in the church
and
said, "I'll take him and him and him."